Scuppa WITH THE BOOT
Our story begins in a remote valley at the foot of Mount Pirchiriano ancient County Closed. Here lived a poor orphan in rags, named Scuppa, forced to labor by the rooster until sundown to satisfy all the whims and the complaints of Nicoltola stepmother and two half-sisters Cecilia and Camilla.
The stepmother was a gruff and surly woman who spent half his days in front of the mirror to restore what was left of his face now in decline with a special lotion to carrots. The other half of the time did nothing but complain about anything: the shortage of children to the supermarket, of which he was fond of the fact that his French lover Mavro does not devote enough attention, because they are too busy with his farm "kittens" and even the neighbor, a Maritein, who dared to disturb her every morning with a gentle snoring of Woowoozela trumpeted so loudly that at times in danger of breaking the glass. Having no other speakers Nicoltola discharged all his anger on poor Scuppa, charging it with absurd tasks such as cooking scallops, raising rabbits, ironing handkerchiefs, darning socks and even do waxing Camilla, the more bushy the two daughters. The two dear sisters spent their afternoons in lessons on clarinet obligation of his stepmother, but unfortunately, despite the zeal of their teacher, Ross Air, lacked talent and their instruments that did not come out whistles and shrieks so annoying that Scuppa to avoid forarsi eardrums while washing the stairs with Vileda Moccia, was forced to wear a pair of shocking pink fluffy earmuffs. Furthermore, accusing each other of Stone, Cecilia and Camilla ended up taking their lessons in a clarinettist on the head, getting bumps and bruises.
was during one of these infernal and endless afternoons Scuppa, whistles and screams from rintontita stepsisters, shook with rage so strong stick Moccia that began to emanate sparks. So it was that suddenly, out of the bucket of water, no other than Mr. Clean came out all pumped for the intensive fitness and hormones that took all morning. After having calmed down, he bowed to Mr. Clean Schiuppi that arose the ear, listened to "My dear Schiuppi, you have relied on my help and here I am, I continually helps the laundresses in distress. I am here to fulfill your wishes three. Come on, shoot ... What would you have me do? "
Schiuppi shy, and his chest out to show his" abundant "balcony of the beautiful trees, squeezed their brains and finally spoke:
" I want revenge for my stepmother and my stepsisters. I have made too many go, I can not really over ... "Linda was a moment to think about it and then with a toothy smile dismissed Schiuppi Palpatine with one saying: "Done. When you need me just to rub the snot! "It disappeared in no time diving into the water bucket.
Scuppa still dazed by the unexpected visit, he could not combine a right for the rest of the day: the wrong stain Nicoltola that he found himself with the zebra head, tore his groin waxing Camilla so violently as to provide a ' third degree burn, burn, and then he sofficini prepared for dinner. Lying down exhausted she thought about how disappointed they were deceived by promises of Mr. Clean.
But as they say the night brings counsel and was so the next morning the stepmother Nicoltola, the very day of his birthday, he woke up as usual by getting Woowoozela with a bad mood and stomach in turmoil for too many children the night before. But the state of things fell when he noticed a deep furrow across his forehead ... a wrinkle! The whole house was awakened by such a ferocious roar coming from the east tower, where her stepmother slept and the only place in the sun (you should know that the County Closed was always in the shade since she was born Camilla, perpetually unlucky girl and that trailed wherever he went behind a cloud heavy with rain). Desperate stepmother asked her beloved mirror: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who panzerotti the most beautiful of them all? ", hoping to hear the usual answer, but things went differently. "E 'Scuppa the hottest and beautiful girl in the land," answered the mirror. As an Amazon obsessed Nicoltola howled with rage by sending the shattered mirror and always screaming Scuppa called to report. Because this took him ten seconds to reach the east tower, the stepmother, he began "The saaaaai fastiiidio me that if you put so much!" And then ordered her to make a cake to 6 carrots, and nettles plans for his birthday ( it was said that his stepmother had a penchant for carrots until, as a child, had fallen into a pot of soup carrots).
So Schiuppi spent the afternoon peeling the carrots, while Cecilia, unwilling, picked the nettles in Vernej. But the unfortunate we stumbled nell'orlo dress and fell face down in the nettles. Her face was swollen so much that it seems a basketball toasted.
Meanwhile Camilla, and between the two sisters was the one with the artistic side, walked the streets of Chiusa, going over the verses of Luke Torrents, an English poet very much in vogue, and that he prayed for his mother the same evening . But not caring where he walked, ran into a sign so violently that she lost her voice. Since then the poor Camilla was forced to always carry a roll of parchment recycled in order to tell the world his deep thoughts, otherwise known as "Camille."
So a deformed and the other changes, both daughters came home desperate, but his stepmother did their case, want nothing more than its succulent carrot cake. Scuppa not providing the nettle, why Cecilia had gone home empty-handed, with dell'erbagatta remedied, hoping that her stepmother would not notice the difference and so it was, except that after the free ride on its own 5-storey mega cake began Nicoltola to feel strange, and his body began to fill with bubbles becoming reddish the appearance of a ripe raspberry. Mother and daughters, desperate to flee in shame, and not being able to stay in that closed, where the news had very short life, and asked Doire crossed the hospitality of the Marquis Condove, Mavra, Nicoltola lover, who, seeing them as battered, was alarmed so much to make them shut up in the dungeon of his castle.
Scuppa so she was alone in the big house of his stepmother and finally realized that Mr. Clean was not made fun of her. Nicoltola and her daughters had received what they deserved and it was just as he had promised. So she wasted no time and called Mr. Clean for a second time, asks him to find a boyfriend because she felt very lonely. And so, during a walk in Vernej, he met a frog croaking all alone in a swampy lake. Scuppa, curious, went over and, after resting his lips on the little head of the toad, this, in a flash, turned into a handsome prince looking pompous, who said his name was Prince Diego, the noble house of Grenouville. The Prince told Schiuppi the victim of a spell of the evil witch Paterla Maria, whose love, Diego is not reciprocated.
Between the body and the spark immediately after taking her to do the bob to bugibagi Bonaudo, Scuppa pear is cooked like a march but fate separates them Diego because the prince is forced to leave for the World Cup in Brazil, where it so well that you will remain forever.
Seduced and Abandoned Schiuppa collapses in tears when he suddenly remembers that he still has a desire and it rubs the snot Vileda, finding himself with his brand new pony: Sparrow. Scuppa with his horse through the valley far and wide, until one day he comes across a community of political activists, fighting against the construction of the TGV (High Speed \u200b\u200brug), or a flying carpet that would travel around the world 30 minutes, but that they believe would cause a vibration that to raze the whole Val di Susa. Among these activists found Scuppa Camilla, one of two sisters, who had quarreled with Nicoltola for a combination of colors, has joined the Fight NO TAV, promoting a life-Zero Impact, dressed leaves and eating berries and seeds sunflower.
In fact, the stepmother and her daughters in the meantime had been cleared of Mavra, which was expected to bring a terrible disease which would be absolutely sick if he had kept in his castle. Mavro it was an early symptom of the disease when a day began to spelarglisi nose.
E 'own Camilla Scuppa to submit to their leaders: Nael-Nael, an apprentice Sevas of the Jedi. Between the two it was love and blablabla ...
After winning the fight NO TAV, with the decisive battle of PunDuRì (on 10/10/10 at 10:10), which saw opposing forces with the Jedi Sevas NO TAV and Lora The Swine, a cynical businesswoman owner of a company of tanks, we decided to celebrate with a grand ball at the Multipurpose Hall, accompanied by the illustrious band Chiusina.
Scuppa it is beautiful with a red bra, panties with lace and stivalazzi Bagas be purchased in the shop of the "Locust & Sons."
Scuppa But he had a problem: he was homeless because Nicoltola them to him was stolen ("Rubatiiii"), and fearing to look bad in the "after-dance" with Nael-Nael, calls asking for a Mr. Clean latest desire. These, a bit 'fed up to the greed and audacity of the girl, but agree on one condition: that Scuppa come home by midnight, or else suffer the dire consequences. Scuppa, without giving too much right, accepts, and so finds himself with a hearty fifth to take with you. The party was great at multi-purpose, with all the most famous celebrities Chiusi: the tribal chief, the three-in-law to the suit, Ross Air, Don soup, Maria Paterla etc. .. etc. ..
Scuppa but you forget the promise made to Master Lindo and so at midnight, when she was dancing "Passerina" cheek to cheek with Nael-Nael, it suddenly felt stung by something and screamed in pain. It was the beard that was growing Scuppa fluent was turning into a man! Here the consequences mentioned by Mr. Clean. Also appeared Adam's apple, guttural voice, her tits became steel chest and suffered a skirt because the swelling grew up a huge pack. So Scuppa ran away, taking off his boots were now too close to a 46 feet, and came home without being seen by anyone, as the hall was plunged into darkness, were it not for that great nosy Miss Rolly, an old maid who spent his days glued to the window along with his binoculars to spy on the lives of the inhabitants of manhole covers.
Nael-Nael desperately wants back his Schiuppi at all costs, but not knowing where he abode, and being committed to translate Latin to pass the examination by the Jedi, Camilla unleashed around the valley, looking for the girl that fits in perfect boots abandoned by Schiuppi to the ball ...
[. ..] (Camilla is Schiuppi and, together with Nael-Nael, the nearby Maritein, Miss Rolly Sevas and try out all the boots of the most famous shop "Shoes & Boots, attracted the ire of his companions and all orders in place, as long as everyone is aware that she is the girl who fits the boots right ...)
... So you have found the perfect girl who wore his boots, climbed on the tractor Scuppa Camilla (who was going to peel potatoes) and reached the manor-Nael Nael, which turned out to be a landowner with a 'huge estate. So the two were married in a ceremony celebrated by Fr Cecio (Cecilia, once deflated, to thank the Lord, took vows, devoting his life to prayer, even if the confession is always ready for some Sveltèsse), and so all our heroes lived happily ever after!
END
PS To solve the problem of small Scuppa, the Jedi Sevas to prepare outstanding and succulent Polyjuice Potion, which she had to be fed every evening so that you Nael-Nael find a surprise under the covers.
I want to extend my warmest Congratulations to "Maritein" which, among Woowoozela sound and the other, managed to put together an incredible story! Bravo Matthew!
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